Colon Cleanse

Look you're a regular guy, nothing special about you right? Wrong!

You're the best, you're smart enough, you have fun things to say, you're better looking than more than 60% of the people on the bus. You deserve love, and not just any love. You deserve long sexy, steamy nights of passion, like in those romance novels grandma used to read. You know, the ones with Fabio on the cover. That guy had some oily chest.

True you're no Fabio but with some dick pills you might just manage to get Fabio's penis*. The focus of male enhancement is often on what your new found prowess could mean to the ladies, but think about what it might mean to you. When you're going super long and super hard you'll find yourself more relaxed afterwards and more in control of your whole situation (hole situation, wink). 

So seriously are you going to going around having regular guy sex for the rest of your life? Or are you going to pill pop your way to a firmer erection and a happier life? Look, I'm just asking.

*Disclaimer: You can not actually obtain Fabio's penis through our male sexual enhancer.