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 I'm not big on pick up lines. Sure I like to turn on the charm and bat my eye lashes at a lady until her panties drop, but pick up lines seem to not get that part of the conversation (the conjugal conversation or conjusation) happening. My method of getting “in there” is usually to ask about there interests and get to know them, then I move that very quickly into a phone number exchange. I call it the “Biggie” or “Big Poppa” pick up. It is based on the classic Notorious B.I.G. Song “Big Poppa.” Honestly it works like a charm.

Once I drag a dame back to my hut or verbally wrestle her into her own, I let the goods do the talking. Some dirty chat is customary but I know that I am packing a firmer erection than she has ever seen. Ever since I started taking male sexual enhancer I've had bigger erections than I could imagine. When a girl sees one of those, talking is thrown out the window with her clothes.

The talking is quickly replaced by screaming, moaning, and eventually a quiet nap. At which point I make my way around the room to my clothing and slip out the door. No questions asked. Another satisfied customer. No pick up line required!

 In my experiences dealing with a series of dfiferent sexual dysfunction cases, there seems to be one reoccuring theme; the female partner, surprisingsly, is typically very supportive.

And how could she not be? After all, there are few things more demasculating than erectile dysfunction, regardless of its cause. I think I speak for every man on the planet when I say we all want firmer, bigger erections, and the inability to do so is embarassing.

Regardless, I've found that most women are actually supportive, and a majority of gentleman are left with two consistent feelings; self-doubt, and appreciation for their partners patience.

Well here's the truth, guys. SHE'S NOT REALLY THAT SUPPORTIVE! Sure, she might mean what she says, and sure, maybe the fact that you make her laugh and buy her flowers and remember her sisters birthday will convince her to keep you around. 

But let's be real here, fellas: You're only as strong as your weakest link. And if the weakest link in your relationship is erectile dysfunction, the relationship is gonna be a short one.

If you really care about her, or more importantly, yourself, you'll look into a male sexual enhancer supplement. Believe me, it matters a lot more than she tells you it does. Libido enhancers and male sex pills are available for a reason - they work!  The best male sexual products are natural and contain Yohimbe. 

Who would have thought that delicious white bread could steer you away from a firmer erection? We already knew that white bread is just bad for you in general because of all the extra carbs, but a doctors say is can put you into a sex slump. White bread releases sugars more quickly than whole wheat breads and this can lead to a sugar crash. A sugar crash equals you're not getting laid tonight. So start making your PB & J sandwiches on whole wheat or you're going to need a lot of dick pills.

Although you need a decrease in white bread, you want an increase in iron. An iron deficiency means you have a decreased quality of blood flow which also means a lack of energy. Again, a lack of energy means you're not going to really be in the mood for sex. So before you start to get a little raunchy with your girlfriend tonight, cook a nice juicy steak dinner for both of you. The reason oysters get you in the mood is because they too are rich in iron.

So sip on a glass of wine and cook a beautiful meal rich in protein and iron and before you know it, the dirty plates will be left in the sink and the two of you will be wrapped in the bed sheets. A dose of male sex enhancement pills couldn't hurt the mood either.
 

It looks like some men may have to choose between having a thick head of hair or having a firmer erection. A hair-growth drug, known as finasteride or Propecia, has the unpleasant side effect of sexual impotence. MSNBC reported, "Doctors have long known that finasteride can cause impotence and related sexual problems. Finasteride decreases the conversion of testosterone to the more potent dihydrotestosterone, the latter of which is related to hair loss. Yet any medication that interferes with testosterone runs the risk of also affecting sexual performance."

Of all the side effects, that's probably the worst one to give a man. He's already suffering from low self esteem and doesn't feel confident or attractive because he has thinning hair. Then you give him this drug and suddenly he feels on top of the world, until you get him in bed. Just rip all that confidence right back out of him!

But if you're suffering from impotence, you can visit Lab 88 to find sexual enhancement pills to give you that bigger erection you long for, no pun intended.

You've been married to your husband for a few years now and you can't imagine life without him. You're a young couple and you're still wildly attracted to him, just as much as the first time you laid eyes on him. However, you wish the sex was a little bit better. He's amazing in bed in terms of technique, but you wish he had a firmer erection. That would really make the sex out of this world.

You can't help but think to yourself that if he doesn't have bigger erections at such a young age, what will it be like 10 or 20 years from now? This can be a hard topic, no pun intended, to discuss with your husband. They key is to break the news to him gently. Don't be mean about. Reassure him that the sex is definitely good, but male enhancement pills can make it so much better. You don't want to crush his ego. Make him see the positive side.

If you really are in a loving and happy relationship, it'll be easier to talk with him and hopefully he will understand what you're trying to say. Whether you're 25 or 45, a good sex life is important to any relationship. Don't let yours go sour!

After popping a few dick pills, you're totally ready to get it on. But you and your partner would prefer a little mood music before you hit the sheets. But you're both young and don't like the idea of getting your rocks off to "Let's Get It On" or any music by Barry White. The two of you don't want to make love and you want some hardcore, bed rocking music. So here are some completely non-traditional songs for those who prefer edgier music:

• "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails - Nothing like a little industrial sexy music to get it on to. In case you're not familiar with the lyrics, how can you not want to screw to "I want to f*ck you like an animal"?
• "Buck Dich" by Rammstein - Continuing on the hardcore industrial rock theme, this song translates to "bend over." I have no idea what the rest of the song is about but it's perfect when you're in the mood to be rough.
• "S&M" by Rihanna - For those who prefer a Euro-pop sound instead of rock. This song is just straight up sex. Great for the kinky lovers.
• "Push It" by Garbage - Despite the title sounding dirty, I'm not sure if the song is actually about sex, but it very well could be a metaphor for it. Either way, it's a hot song.
• "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots - Now I know for a fact this song is all about Scott Weiland enjoying his firmer erection.
• "Lovegame" by Lady Gaga - We'll end with a straight up pop song that's all about enjoying the pleasures of a disco stick.

 

Don't forget to stock up on your herbal sexual enhancer supplements to boost that firmer, longer lasting erection...then you can proceed to Get it On!

Just last week the boys on Saturday Night Live had an interesting, and quite hilarious, video short about the "golden rule." What is the golden rule you ask? Basically it's saying that it's okay for two guys to be naked with each other as long as it's in a threesome and there is a girl between them. Men seem to be a bit touchy about the subject, worrying it will come off the wrong way. And although this is just a skit, I know many men agree with what they said.


Of course most men prefer to pop a few dick pills (to ensure firmer erection and bigger erection) and enjoy a threesome with two other women, and there is nothing wrong with that either. But just remember that if you and your best buddy are put in a situation where a girl wants both of you, you shouldn't pass up the opportunity just because you're worried what other people will think. As long as there is a girl between you, you're in the clear.

Open yourself up to new sexual experiences. All you need is a male sexual enhancer, or a libido pill plus the right lady, and someone else you can trust to make your threesome fantasies come true.


 

Getting to know someone should not take very long. How many truly important questions must be answered before one sees how things go between the sheets? Sure, we have to find out who the person's favorite Beatle is and if they prefer Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman, but once all of that important stuff is out of the way it's time to stop kicking the tires and kick things into high gear. You've got it and you need to know how she wants it. You've got a firmer erection to be sure, a proud hard working muscle eager to please, but I'm sure if you asked your new gal(or guy) would love an even firmer erection.

That's where natural male enhancement comes in. Look you know a lot about each other now but she doesn't need to know about your secret sexual weapon. When you get that girl in the sack you want to wow and razzle dazzle her. She doesn't need to see the little dick pill man pulling the strings and getting the gears going. The science behind your penis will not matter one bit. As far as she's concerned that overwhelming, body emulsifying throb inside of her lady stuff is ALL YOU. The best male enhancement pills deliver bigger erections, guaranteed.

Talking online is a great way to get to know a person better. You can start a consistent rolling conversation. With email, Facebook, instant messaging and text messaging, there is almost no need for a greeting. It is almost like the conversation has never stopped. Making time in person is hard, especially if you have events and “life stuff” that was planned a few weeks prior to your web chatting. You can never tell when an online courtship is about to go from fishing for affection to a sexual need that is real impending and torturous.

My busy schedule has lately gotten in the way of me and a certain someone knocking boots. It is no longer a matter of if but when. My looming fear, the anxiety currently pulling on my innards is that with two weeks of anticipation between my junk and her junk as soon as she gently brushes against my now perpetually swollen member I am going to unload a community of tadpoles in my cargo shorts. This is why I had to grab myself a bottle of natural male enhancement. These dick pills will allow me to get through that first roll in the hay without completely embarrassing myself with a puddle of people in my pants. Two natural sexual pills is all it takes.

 In the wrong situation these dick pills can be a little too effective for one's male enhancement. The first night I got them I took one right before I went out. It was a real boner headed move(pun intended).

I stood near a foxy friend's table at the bar, chatting, flirting, making moves to get her back to my place that night. I could smell the sex in the air already, and my (ahem)other head could smell it too. The pills were working. My height combined with her relative shortness and the low chairs at this weird bar(what's the theme here doll furniture?!) had my swelling member about four inches from this unsuspecting cutie's face. All I wanted was a bigger and firmer erection, now I had a big potential social faux pas exploding from my pants.

As she turned and saw my bulge her eyes lit up. It was a huge relief. Before I knew it she was asking for the check and casually grabbing my now totally swollen manhood as if to check if it was still there, as if to check if it was real in the first place. We stumble back to my place. Pausing periodically to paw at each other like wild baboons.

Back at my place the anticipation was palpable. Her eyes were so firmly on my ever firmer erection that she didn't notice my bedroom door was an old sheet I push-pined up. She didn't see the months old McDonald's cheeseburger on my dresser. All she saw was me and my unit climbing inside her so deep I could feel her spine.

We've all experienced "dry spells" when it comes to sex. We're just not dating anyone at the moment and you're not the type of person to go out and find one night stands. There have been plenty of lonely nights of just you, a bottle of KY, and your hand. You have no use for those dick pills because frankly, you're not thinking about a firmer erection. You just want to get off and move on.

But when the spell is finally over and the moment has arrived for you to get some tender love and action, you want to be ready with the best sex pills. You'll be glad you stored up your male sex pills. But lets be honest, it's been so long, you are ready to go. Just don't get too excited. It's been quite some time and you're worried it'll be over in a flash. Just try to relax and enjoy the moment. And even if it is over quicker than you would have liked, I'm sure your partner won't mind doing it again and again. It'll be like that seen from 40 Days and 40 Nights when Josh Hartnett is finally able to have sex after Lent. Those two were like bunny rabbits all night.

Every dry spell will end. Just have patience my friend. Your time for male enhancement will come.

Now I know a lot of guys out there are thinking "No way!" But just hear me out. Lady Gaga's new album Born This Way comes out May 23rd, but I had the privilege of hearing a leaked a copy. Now the main theme of the album may be about loving yourself, accepting who you are, and female empowerment, but there is also a lot about sex. What kind of Gaga album would it be if it wasn't overflowing in explicit sexual references?

So I'm here to mention a few songs that will definitely get the ladies turned on and I'm hoping will excite the men after they take a few dick pills. Let's start with the song "Government Hooker." The name alone should be proof of its sex appeal, but the song is dripping with BDSM, "I can be good (If you just wanna be sad) / I can be cool (If you just wanna be mad)...As long as I'm your hooker (Get back and turn around) / As long as I'm your hooker (Hands on the ground)." Pair these S&M lyrics with a dark thumping Euro beat and you'll be good to go.

Also add to your sex playlist "Heavy Metal Lover." The opening line is enough to turn you on when Gaga commands, "I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south." No more hiding behind a poker face, Lady Gaga is telling you she wants some kinky, dirty sex and she wants it now. No girl or guy will be able to resist her infectious charm, or her body, so pop those dick pills, get the male enhancement going and put these songs on.

Best male enhance plus bigger erections combined with a dose of Gaga, doesn't get better than that!

You wake up blindfolded. Your hands and legs have been tied tightly with soft rope to four corners of what you assume is the same bed you fell asleep in. From the gentle touch of the breeze you know you are completely unclothed. This was not expected at all. For months you had quietly hinted at your fantasy of being kidnapped and treated like a slave but now it was a reality and you were having some unavoidable anxiety about performing.

You hear your lover's voice: “Are you ready to be treated like the piece of man-meat you are?”

You begin to ask for your natural male enhancement pills but are gagged with a balled up and obviously used sock. It's a sexy feeling but your inability to perform is already rearing it's ugly head. Or not rearing its head as the case may be. You are abused, heckled, smacked around. Everything is perfect and yet that firmer erection you would expect from having your fantasies fulfilled just will not present itself. Eventually your lover frustrated, gives up. You explain what might have been done to prevent such trouble but she has already shut you out.

Next time dick pills will be included in any discussion of fantasy. If there is a next time.

You, like all of us, sometimes have trouble finding the right moment to make your move. Even if you are getting some serious “get inside me” vibes from someone it is sometimes hard to do so while worrying about how smooth you aren't. Fact is getting your proverbial rocks “off” is a messy process and is not really built for your over analytic mind. You can talk all you want but sometimes you just have to move.

That is why when I sit down for a “serious conversation” with a seriously sexy lady I like to take some dick pills. Not cause I am scared of my performance, more because I am scared of not performing at all. It's amazing how having an explosive rocket of sex in your slacks can get you all primal and detach you from your ever questioning always second guessing brain.

I have a motto: “The firmer erection in your pants the firmer that erection has a chance.” It is admittedly a little clunky linguistically but it is almost never not right on the money. I know it was on the money last night where my swollen member got its best ovation in weeks. Just another way natural male enhancement has helped me and Mr. Jones.*

* My penis is nicknamed “Mr. Jones” after the classic Counting Crows song.

A firmer erection makes it better. Sometimes you have softer erections, maybe because you're having sex with a woman who doesn't really turn you on. Other times, there may be something troubling you, maybe the condom, maybe the fact that your sex life is becoming routine. But with dick pills you don't have to worry about all that stuff.

I mean maybe you do, but you don't have to worry about your size, which will feel good because of the male sexual enhancer. Really gets that blood flowing. Your woman will be impressed and she may even forget (for the moment) about what you said at dinner, which I'm sure you don't need me to remind you of.

And afterwards you can cuddle together, your arm thrown over her flank so that it dangles on her belly and you can fall asleep together for a few hours before you wake up and realize that now it's too late to do anything else tonight so you brush your teeth and crawl back in bed together and you think about having sex again but you can tell she's tired and satisfied and so you save it for the morning, when you wake up refreshed and healthy, spry and young-feeling.

Some women are not sure what they want. They “play hard to get”or so you think but what they're really doing is biding their time until they see what exactly it is you have to offer them. If you get the moment to show them “your stuff” you had better be ready to deliver a gold medal/Academy Award performance. She wants all the razzle dazzle you've got in your man parts. In particular she wants a firmer erection. She wants an erection so firm she could climb it to safety in an emergency situation. An erection so firm that firefighters might attempt to slide down it save for its veiny obstructions.

When you take some sort of natural male enhancement you are doing her a favor but you are also doing yourself one. Gone are the nerves about trying to impress this clearly picky gal. They've been replaced with a confident swagger and a vibrant push. “Hard to get”? More like hard to get her off your penis. Cause once a girl like that has seen the exact thing she wants (and felt it from her toes to the back of her throat). There is no way she is going to just walk away from it.

Sometimes you wonder just why the supplements you're taking aren't doing their job. The frustration and self-deprecating scold you give yourself aren't worth the prices you pay. For all you know it may have nothing to do with what you're doing "wrong" and more to do with the product in question. With Lab88 you won't ever have to worry about that. They provide nothing but quality.

Lab88 is devoted to creating and supplying first rate supplements over a broad spectrum of consumer needs. From diet pills to male enhancement, colon detoxifiers to sleep aids, teeth whiteners to anti-aging, you can literally find the product that targets your problem and does the job well.

Lab88 begins with an idea center where they bounce ideas back and forth for problems they can address. They then formulate, through research, a solution for said problem and only use the best of the best ingredients to send to production. From there you get quality assurance and speedy delivery. Viola! You have a product made exactly to help with your concern.

It's good to know that there are well-strategized methods to address these health concerns because it means you're getting only the best supplements in the market. You can say goodbye to all those falsified accounts on television infomercials, toss out any store bought supplements that don't fit your high standards, and begin to feel better about the steps you're taking to enjoy a healthier, happier lifestyle.

The infamous head move. It's a harsh reality of attempting a bold move in the world of hooking up with ladies. You give a hug, usually “hello” or “goodbye” related. You feel confident and ready. You move in for that kiss and she moves her head out of the way. It is full on confidence shatteringly terrible. It begs the question, What the hell?!


This can all become even more confounding when this person then offers up further opportunity for hookups. When these go down you feel like you have a little something extra to prove. You want to throw down and say “YOU SAID NO TO THIS?!”


With that in mind whenever I have to prove myself against a pride squashing hard-to-get player I pop some natural male enhancement prior to hitting the sack. She herself will wonder how she ever turned down a guy with a firmer erection than she had ever before allowed to rock her world. With these pills that thing will be hitting her in spots so deep that it'll tickle the back of her throat. Winning always feels good but when it is hard fought and a victory over someone who had perhaps underestimated you or worse, hardly considered you, it feels so much better.

You never really know where your next “meal” is coming from. When I say meal of course you know I am not talking about food, I have some left over pesto pasta with turkey meatballs in the fridge so I know where that is coming from. When I say meal I mean sexual flavor adventure. I frequent bars and parks, I sign up for the free dating websites, I am “putting myself out there” of late. I simply do not know who the next person I bed is or where they will come from but I will have a suply of male enhancement pills with me for sure..

Perhaps it will be an exotic person in town for a brief spell. Maybe it will be someone I have seen a thousand times and only ever briefly considered for a sexual rendezvous. There could be a million variables in age, race, experience, size, sexual interests, I still have no idea about. What I do know is it will be a meal I relish in and I will take some natural male enhancement to ensure a firmer erection for the lucky lady to fall all over. That is my promise to you dear reader. While we're mentioning it, know anyone who's single and looking? Let me know...post it to my male enahnacement blog.

What causes low sex drive in men, besides, well, ugliness? A lack of libido is not as common in men as erectile dysfunction, however, it does happen. Low sex drive is not the same as impotence, which is the physical inability to hold an erection. The causes for this condition could be both physical and psychological.

The physical setbacks are often a result of an illness, be it alcoholism or drug abuse, obesity, diabetes, or anemia. Low testosterone levels could also be a contributor but it is not likely. You may want to ask about other prescriptions for your condition because it could have side effects related to sex drive and performance. Psychological causes could be as simple as depression or stress from work and life. It could also be a result of unresolved relationship issues or incompatibility.

If you are experiencing a lack of libido you can remedy it with male sex aids with ingredients that stimulate desire. Many of these male enhancement pills are made with natural aphrodisiacs to stimulate sexual desire. Male sexual supplements also include herbs for male impotence, a different sexual disorder but fairly relevant nonetheless.

Hopefully this post helps answer a few questions you may have. The more you learn about what you're experiencing the faster you can work through it and get back to having a healthy and happy sex life. Natural sex enhancers may be the way to go - saving you time cost and time of going to a doctor for a prescription.