Drop The Pick-Up Line and Pop A Male Sexual Enhancer

Thursday, April 19, 2012 by Mark Etinger
 I'm not big on pick up lines. Sure I like to turn on the charm and bat my eye lashes at a lady until her panties drop, but pick up lines seem to not get that part of the conversation (the conjugal conversation or conjusation) happening. My method of getting “in there” is usually to ask about there interests and get to know them, then I move that very quickly into a phone number exchange. I call it the “Biggie” or “Big Poppa” pick up. It is based on the classic Notorious B.I.G. Song “Big Poppa.” Honestly it works like a charm.

Once I drag a dame back to my hut or verbally wrestle her into her own, I let the goods do the talking. Some dirty chat is customary but I know that I am packing a firmer erection than she has ever seen. Ever since I started taking male sexual enhancer I've had bigger erections than I could imagine. When a girl sees one of those, talking is thrown out the window with her clothes.

The talking is quickly replaced by screaming, moaning, and eventually a quiet nap. At which point I make my way around the room to my clothing and slip out the door. No questions asked. Another satisfied customer. No pick up line required!

Erectile Dysfunction: Even If She Says It's Okay, It's Not

Tuesday, April 3, 2012 by Mark Etinger

 In my experiences dealing with a series of dfiferent sexual dysfunction cases, there seems to be one reoccuring theme; the female partner, surprisingsly, is typically very supportive.

And how could she not be? After all, there are few things more demasculating than erectile dysfunction, regardless of its cause. I think I speak for every man on the planet when I say we all want firmer, bigger erections, and the inability to do so is embarassing.

Regardless, I've found that most women are actually supportive, and a majority of gentleman are left with two consistent feelings; self-doubt, and appreciation for their partners patience.

Well here's the truth, guys. SHE'S NOT REALLY THAT SUPPORTIVE! Sure, she might mean what she says, and sure, maybe the fact that you make her laugh and buy her flowers and remember her sisters birthday will convince her to keep you around. 

But let's be real here, fellas: You're only as strong as your weakest link. And if the weakest link in your relationship is erectile dysfunction, the relationship is gonna be a short one.

If you really care about her, or more importantly, yourself, you'll look into a male sexual enhancer supplement. Believe me, it matters a lot more than she tells you it does. Libido enhancers and male sex pills are available for a reason - they work!  The best male sexual products are natural and contain Yohimbe. 

Do You Prefer Hair or a Firmer Erection?

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by Jessica Gonzalez
It looks like some men may have to choose between having a thick head of hair or having a firmer erection. A hair-growth drug, known as finasteride or Propecia, has the unpleasant side effect of sexual impotence. MSNBC reported, "Doctors have long known that finasteride can cause impotence and related sexual problems. Finasteride decreases the conversion of testosterone to the more potent dihydrotestosterone, the latter of which is related to hair loss. Yet any medication that interferes with testosterone runs the risk of also affecting sexual performance."

Of all the side effects, that's probably the worst one to give a man. He's already suffering from low self esteem and doesn't feel confident or attractive because he has thinning hair. Then you give him this drug and suddenly he feels on top of the world, until you get him in bed. Just rip all that confidence right back out of him!

But if you're suffering from impotence, you can visit Lab 88 to find sexual enhancement pills to give you that bigger erection you long for, no pun intended.

Keeping the Spice Alive

Thursday, March 29, 2012 by Jessica Gonzalez
You've been married to your husband for a few years now and you can't imagine life without him. You're a young couple and you're still wildly attracted to him, just as much as the first time you laid eyes on him. However, you wish the sex was a little bit better. He's amazing in bed in terms of technique, but you wish he had a firmer erection. That would really make the sex out of this world.

You can't help but think to yourself that if he doesn't have bigger erections at such a young age, what will it be like 10 or 20 years from now? This can be a hard topic, no pun intended, to discuss with your husband. They key is to break the news to him gently. Don't be mean about. Reassure him that the sex is definitely good, but male enhancement pills can make it so much better. You don't want to crush his ego. Make him see the positive side.

If you really are in a loving and happy relationship, it'll be easier to talk with him and hopefully he will understand what you're trying to say. Whether you're 25 or 45, a good sex life is important to any relationship. Don't let yours go sour!

The Golden Rule

Thursday, March 15, 2012 by Jessica Gonzalez

Just last week the boys on Saturday Night Live had an interesting, and quite hilarious, video short about the "golden rule." What is the golden rule you ask? Basically it's saying that it's okay for two guys to be naked with each other as long as it's in a threesome and there is a girl between them. Men seem to be a bit touchy about the subject, worrying it will come off the wrong way. And although this is just a skit, I know many men agree with what they said.


Of course most men prefer to pop a few dick pills (to ensure firmer erection and bigger erection) and enjoy a threesome with two other women, and there is nothing wrong with that either. But just remember that if you and your best buddy are put in a situation where a girl wants both of you, you shouldn't pass up the opportunity just because you're worried what other people will think. As long as there is a girl between you, you're in the clear.

Open yourself up to new sexual experiences. All you need is a male sexual enhancer, or a libido pill plus the right lady, and someone else you can trust to make your threesome fantasies come true.


 

Getting To Know You, Inside And Out

Thursday, March 15, 2012 by Daniel Adler

Getting to know someone should not take very long. How many truly important questions must be answered before one sees how things go between the sheets? Sure, we have to find out who the person's favorite Beatle is and if they prefer Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman, but once all of that important stuff is out of the way it's time to stop kicking the tires and kick things into high gear. You've got it and you need to know how she wants it. You've got a firmer erection to be sure, a proud hard working muscle eager to please, but I'm sure if you asked your new gal(or guy) would love an even firmer erection.

That's where natural male enhancement comes in. Look you know a lot about each other now but she doesn't need to know about your secret sexual weapon. When you get that girl in the sack you want to wow and razzle dazzle her. She doesn't need to see the little dick pill man pulling the strings and getting the gears going. The science behind your penis will not matter one bit. As far as she's concerned that overwhelming, body emulsifying throb inside of her lady stuff is ALL YOU. The best male enhancement pills deliver bigger erections, guaranteed.

Be Careful When You Pop Those Dick Pills

Monday, February 20, 2012 by Mark Etinger

 In the wrong situation these dick pills can be a little too effective for one's male enhancement. The first night I got them I took one right before I went out. It was a real boner headed move(pun intended).

I stood near a foxy friend's table at the bar, chatting, flirting, making moves to get her back to my place that night. I could smell the sex in the air already, and my (ahem)other head could smell it too. The pills were working. My height combined with her relative shortness and the low chairs at this weird bar(what's the theme here doll furniture?!) had my swelling member about four inches from this unsuspecting cutie's face. All I wanted was a bigger and firmer erection, now I had a big potential social faux pas exploding from my pants.

As she turned and saw my bulge her eyes lit up. It was a huge relief. Before I knew it she was asking for the check and casually grabbing my now totally swollen manhood as if to check if it was still there, as if to check if it was real in the first place. We stumble back to my place. Pausing periodically to paw at each other like wild baboons.

Back at my place the anticipation was palpable. Her eyes were so firmly on my ever firmer erection that she didn't notice my bedroom door was an old sheet I push-pined up. She didn't see the months old McDonald's cheeseburger on my dresser. All she saw was me and my unit climbing inside her so deep I could feel her spine.

Pop Dick Pills and Put on New Gaga Music

Monday, February 13, 2012 by Jessica Gonzalez
Now I know a lot of guys out there are thinking "No way!" But just hear me out. Lady Gaga's new album Born This Way comes out May 23rd, but I had the privilege of hearing a leaked a copy. Now the main theme of the album may be about loving yourself, accepting who you are, and female empowerment, but there is also a lot about sex. What kind of Gaga album would it be if it wasn't overflowing in explicit sexual references?

So I'm here to mention a few songs that will definitely get the ladies turned on and I'm hoping will excite the men after they take a few dick pills. Let's start with the song "Government Hooker." The name alone should be proof of its sex appeal, but the song is dripping with BDSM, "I can be good (If you just wanna be sad) / I can be cool (If you just wanna be mad)...As long as I'm your hooker (Get back and turn around) / As long as I'm your hooker (Hands on the ground)." Pair these S&M lyrics with a dark thumping Euro beat and you'll be good to go.

Also add to your sex playlist "Heavy Metal Lover." The opening line is enough to turn you on when Gaga commands, "I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south." No more hiding behind a poker face, Lady Gaga is telling you she wants some kinky, dirty sex and she wants it now. No girl or guy will be able to resist her infectious charm, or her body, so pop those dick pills, get the male enhancement going and put these songs on.

Best male enhance plus bigger erections combined with a dose of Gaga, doesn't get better than that!

Get Bigger Erections for That Post Break-up Sex

Wednesday, August 17, 2011 by Mark Etinger
 So, you guys have been broken up for a couple of weeks and you miss her terribly. You'd never actually come out and say it but you do. Post break-up sex is a sure fire way to try and convince her to come back to you, but you've got to go about it the right way. You need to do something new in bed to convince her she needs to come back. What about having bigger erections?

She won't expect it because it's not what shes used to, but with the best sexual enhancer, you can get a bit bigger, a bit firmer, and really wow her. It'll be like a whole new experience, a new you. you can show her you've changed in more ways than one, that you are prepared to satisfy her needs both in and outside of the bedroom.

At the very least if she doesn't come back to you, there's no harm in great post break-up sex anyway. It's a great way to say your final goodbye. And then someone else will come along and better appreciate your sexual prowess!

A Firmer Erection for Those Summer Nights

Saturday, August 6, 2011 by Mark Etinger
 Summer is often the time for romance and fun.The nice weather makes people motivated to do lots of things; go on vacation, enjoy some fun on the beach, and even motivates the libido a bit as well. Summer love can be the best kind, whether it's short lived or makes it through the long haul. But you need to make sure you can keep up a firmer erection to please your summer honey.

Remember that song from Grease, Summer Nights? I think we know how Olivia Newton John was kept satisfied. And that was with bigger erections. There's no shame in feeling you could be bigger, only the added satisfaction when you try some dick pills for yourself and see how well they work. The girl you fall in love with this summer with fall into your bed in satisfaction after those long summer nights.

So don't wait in looking into getting some pills, because you don't want it to be too late. Satisfy her now, because once the fall comes, who knows if the two of you shall part? Make it worth it's while tonight.

Global Penis Growth

Friday, July 22, 2011 by Daniel Adler
The average American male's penis is anywhere from 4.75-5.25 inches long. Unfortunately, this falls somewhat on the lower end of the global spectrum. The higher end of the spectrum means that the average penis is 6.3-6.9 inches long. Average. If you think you could use bigger erections, you probably can.

The best way to tell is to look at how your partner handles your penis, or to remember what she said when she saw it for the first time. If at first she was surprised and happy, or she scratched your back during sex, you may be okay. If she continues to compliment your penis by saying that it's nice or big, then you probably don't have to worry too much. If on the other hand, you find her frequently dissatisfied after sex, or you have difficulty keeping a firmer erection, dick pills might be for you.

Because when you have z firmer erection and your penis is swollen with blood, it can get up to an inch longer than normal, if you're being greatly stimulated. That's something you and your partner can bothe be proud of. And when you're proud of your penis, you'll want to show it off. Which means more and better sex. And that will do more than put you closer to the far end of the penis size spectrum.


No Matter Her Looks, a Firmer Erection Means Great Sex

Wednesday, July 20, 2011 by Daniel Adler
You know when you're with a woman who you're really attracted to and that's why the sex is good? She's okay, because, you know, she's pretty hot, and so she's used to just lying there. Some would say you're a lucky guy and you're just finding things to be unhappy about. The thing is, there are some girls who may not be quite as attractive, but who are better lovers. And ultimately, the sex is pretty important in a relationship.

If you can't keep a firmer erection while you're having sex, that could be a bad sign. Maybe you're not that attracted to her, or maybe you just aren't vibrating at the same frequency. But if this is someone you're serious about, her looks don't matter. It's up to you to provide her with some bigger erections. A change of scenery or position may help too. But herbs for male impotence are one of the best ways to immediately improve your sex life.

That way if she's a good looker but kind of a dud in the sack, you can spice it up with a firmer erection. And if she ain't so hot but you still want a good time, you know you can get it.





New Things In The Bedroom:, With the Help of a Firmer Erection

Wednesday, July 6, 2011 by Daniel Adler


If you have been bored lately with your sex life, or you find yourself softening up before things have ended, chances are it isn't your fault. A lot of different factors can cause impotence, including mental ones. And if she's not into it, chances are you won't be either (except she gets off easy because it's not as easy to see if she's wet).

Think about some new things for the bedroom. Perhaps sex toys, S&M, another person, different and exotic positions, or even dick pills can make you the love machine you used to be. Ask your partner if she has any ideas. If she does, listen and try them out. If she doesn't, look into libido drugs.

Because sex should be pleasurable. When things get boring there are usually a lot of reasons why. An episode of stellar sex can be just the thing you need to get back in the groove. And with the help of bigger erections, that groove can be deeper and longer, harder and...sorry.
 
So don't delay any longer. A firmer erection is a great way to get excited about being back in the bedroom. Start now.

Your Inner Animal and a Firmer Erection

Saturday, July 2, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Bigger erections can make you feel like an animal. And that's what sex is all about. You don't want to be too cerebral in the bedroom, asking your partner what she wants you to do next. That's a serious turn off. If you have to discuss preferences, do it beforehand. She wants you to do just do it, take control and let your inner male shine through. Like an animal. Animals don't think, their sex drive is innate. They have dances and plumage to display but ultimately those are just gestures to get the female to agree.

Once you have her she wants you to act on your most primal urges. That means doing whatever you want, however you want ito do it. But if you suffer from impotence you may feel embarrassed or have a lack of confidence regarding what you want because all you really want is a firmer erection. And without one you won't know what to do because your mind will be focused on that. The last thing sex should be is psychological.

Take an impotence natural treatment though, and that problem will soon be solved. You can act on her confidently and take her however you want. You'll be back in shape and ready to do it like an animal.

Libido Drugs: Live Like A Rock Star

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 by Daniel Adler
So you're out on the town, painting red and causing mayhem. At one of your pub crawling stops you spot a super sexy chick. You hit it off really well and end up leaving the bar. You get cozy back at your place (or hers) and things begin to heat up... and then they begin to cool off. Wait, cool off? Uh oh. That's not what you wanted! Bring on the heat!

Maybe it's time to start looking for a little help. And by help we mean libido drugs. You don't have to feel like less of a man just because you're getting a little assistance. Think of it like this: you're living the dream. You'll have a firmer erections, maybe even bigger erections with dick pills than without. You're a rock star, not a one-hit wonder. You need to get your Guns N' Roses persona on, minus the psychiatric breakdown.

Fears be gone! Irexis, will restore you to glory. And oh, how glorious it will be. It's like having several natural aphrodisiacs jam-packed into a pill so you don't have to worry about awkward side effects. After all, while other pills will make you suffer some consequences, you want to be in your second or third session. Go ahead, get your groove on.

Sexual Confidence and Dick Pills

Sunday, June 5, 2011 by Daniel Adler

It is hard to tell sometimes where a lack of sexual confidence comes from. For example, one time in the throes of passion I climaxed right into a girlfriend's eye. It was like a perfect fifty point shot in Skee Ball. A quarter of an ounce of my never to be birthed sons and daughters streaming right into an ocular cavity. It took years of therapy but I finally realized this moment, and said girlfriend's ensuing hatred of me afterward made me unable to have a truly meaningful intimate relationship for the better part of the last decade.

When I finally decided to go back into the sexual battlefield there were some stops and starts. I couldn't get my manhood into its “business suit” if you know what I mean. Luckily I found some dick pills that really worked wonders for confidence. Before I knew it I had a bigger erection than I ever remember having in the years prior to my attempt at blinding my ex.

Needless to say my partner was thrilled. Me and my third leg were back in full on active sheet shocking duty. Since then me and my bigger firmer erection have been getting standing ovations in bedrooms through out the Tri-State area. Could your bedroom be next?

Jump For Firmer Erections

Tuesday, April 5, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Nothing gets me pumped to hop in the sack like one of Lab 88's amazing dick pills, but Van Halen's "Jump" is a close second. Recently however I had a catastrophic phallic failure in my bunk bed. I have a roommate and sometimes when I'm looking to get down he's literally down, on the bunk beneath me. It can be pretty daunting having to perform for her but also knowing that he's judging my every move. Now usually I would just pop one of said dick pills and I'd plow away to both his and her pleasure.
But this time was different. I was all out of my Libido drugs. Now I work hard all week. Honestly, go to a party. If I'm there there is no one in a thousand foot radius rocking out quite as hard as I am. We party animals know though, that when you rock out super hard all the time there's a price to pay. Some of us play that price in our pants. I'm not proud of it, but I'm still a man and as long as I have one of these pills to give me a bigger firmer erection than I can deliver the goods. Without them, I'm nothing. 
So this particular night I was left up a creek without an erection. I tried everything. I strapped my headphones in and punched it out to "Jump." Scanned the latest issue of British Maxim(it's better than the U.S., I swear) for some hot nip slips. I even attempted to have a conversation with the gal I was about to plow. Nothing. 
I'll never make that mistake again. That girl won't return my calls. I think she changed her email. Oh well... "Might as well jump."

Feel Young Again With a Firmer Erection

Monday, March 28, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Remember your college days, when you dated all those women? How after you broke up with one you'd look at the clouds in the sky and feel like you were there. The crystal blue made you feel light, like you could be blown by the breeze. And when you were and you set your sights on the next one, with her long neck and small, pert bust you had that much more to look forward to.

There were all kinds of women, different shapes, colors, sizes, body types. They all smelled differently, looked differently, and they gave you so much experience. You love them all, even though you haven't seen them in years. At times it was like you were on libido drugs, having sex five, six times in one day.

Who says things have to change? Just because you're a little older doesn't mean you can't do the same things. Ever since you and your wife split up you've had the same feeling of lightness. You can go anywhere, do anything, be with anyone you want. And although you may not have the same libido naturally, bigger erections are easily attainable with dick pills. With those, it's like your still in college. Except now you don't have to eat the instant noodles.

It Happens To Everyone

Sunday, March 27, 2011 by Mark Etinger
It happens to all of us. You're walking down the street after eating a pile of fried wontons (they should really sell those in servings smaller than ten). You bump into an old high school crush. She's having car trouble which you, being masculine and confident, are completely capable of dealing with. You tighten some screws, check some gauges, you find and fix the problem. Now there's another problem. It's in this little minx's pants. You wanted to just go home and crack the top button on your lady-jeans, but this little hottie will not let you go without a roll in the sack, or at least a tussle in the back seat.

Don't let that pile of fried meat get between you and your gushy pink glory. With a respected Male Enhancement pill like the ones made by the wiz-kids over at Lab 88, those Chinese-treats won't stop your pocket rocket from blasting off. Pop one of them on the drive over to her place or to a secluded park. Whereever your heart desires. Not only will you be able to go the distance with this little automotively-ignorant gal but you'll have bigger erections that will make her blow a gasket.

Firmer Conversations

Wednesday, March 16, 2011 by Mark Etinger
 Firmer erections are an invaluable resource in a relationship. Anything can be discussed or solved when at least one party in a couple has the kind of erection you could hang a wet trench coat on.

Look, conversation is not always easy, in fact sometimes it is like being water-boarded with words and emotion. Relationships take hard work and a willingness to open up to one another. But it is easier to open open once you have been opened up, or at least once you have done some opening “her” up, if you know what I mean? (Psst... Sexually.) Sex can be a great gateway to better communication and in turn a more happy and fulfilling relationship.

It is also worth pointing out that bad sex, the kind where your sweaty heaving dolt like physicality is only made worse by your boarder-line flaccid man-stuff being shoved inside your partner like a pile of play-dough being forced in a change purse, can lead to horrible communication. Talking to someone after bad sex gives you the sense that a graceful fall from a bridge into a pile of rocks would be not only more enjoyable but healthier. That is why whenever I am about to try and open the chutes of communication I like to take a male sexual enhancer. It's the only way to guarantee we both leave bed having said, screamed, laughed, guffawed, and moaned our piece.

In conclusion; bigger erections lead to bigger conversations, bigger conversations lead to bigger personal revelations, bigger personal revelations lead to still bigger erections and quickly this cycle escalates into the sexual stratosphere