Dick Pills Say Age is Nuthin' But a Number

Monday, August 22, 2011 by Daniel Adler


I recently met a younger woman. She's in her earlier twenties, which I guess was somewhat intimidating for me, a man in his early fifties. In my head I thought she might simply be using me for my money, and that she might not be impressed by my diminished virility. Sure, I'm a good lover, but I'm no spring chicken.

After a few dates, we were on my couch in the living room after having eaten a delicious dinner I prepared, and things heated up. Pretty soon I found her on top of me, which was a nice turn of events that made me feel young and confident. But my penis didn't agree. When it was showtime, it hung flaccid like a turkey's gobble.

Poor girl, she thought it was her. I said just a minute honey, and went to the bathroom to pop a couple of dick pills I had just remembered. I returned, and worked on her body for a minute, hoping my own would respond. Sure enough, within half an hour, well, let's just say things were strong and steady. 

Afterwards, she told me that she loved how I was so experienced.

I'm glad I have the experience of those male performance pills to bring about a firmer erection.

A Firmer Erection, In Memory Of The One Who Got Away

Monday, August 22, 2011 by Daniel Adler

Florida is so far away. I mean, it's not really but it certainly feels like it is to me and my manhood. I loved a girl once, and I regularly made love to a girl once who ran away from me from my love, from my manhood, to Florida. Since then most of the vessels I have plunged my throbbing bit of joy into have been mere shadows of the one who got away. As a result giving them the “whole show” sometimes takes the help of some natural male enhancement.

With dick pills I can close my eyes and try and pretend that it's her in the bed with me. It is never really quite the same but for the other party they can't tell the difference. That's because with those dick pills I get a firmer erection than you can imagine and whether it is or it isn't it feels to them very much like love. (It isn't.)

Someday perhaps the allure of Orlando will wear off and my gal will come back to me. When she does I have a huge surprise for her. Not only will she get my full on love making powers back up to snuff but with these pills she'll get an even firmer erection than she could have ever imagined.

Some Friendly Firmer Erection Advice

Monday, August 22, 2011 by Daniel Adler

My friend has or had or maybe still has this boyfriend. He has always been nothing but a nice dude to me but it is clear to me and anyone else observing their relationship that he is a terrible boyfriend. What is worse he isn't even kind enough to pop a dick pill before hopping into the sack to try and extend his abysmal performance time or to try and get a firmer erection. These sort of things might not be such a big deal if he was a good guy or if he had money(he delivers Chinese food and he's 34 years old!) but neither of those things are true.

I keep telling my friend (my best friend if you must know) that she can do better. There is a firmer erection attached to a more stable balanced guy out there somewhere for her. Yet, each day she goes back hoping to change him. Any guy will tell you, these man-boys cannot be changed! One thing is for sure: the next time they rock the sheets she should slip him a dick pill. She might not be able to change who he is inside but downstairs is a different story.

Dick Pills for Rock Hardness the Entire Time

Tuesday, August 16, 2011 by Daniel Adler
When it comes to sexin' I'm a machine. Sometimes though, I find myself without a woman for a couple of weeks and I'm a little out of shape. I'll be heaving on top of her, close to orgasm, dripping sweat and I may start to cramp up in my inner thigh or literally drip sweat on top of her so that I get self conscious.

As a result, a firmer erection can be hard to find. Because I start thinking too much, I become slightly flaccid and the mood is over. I mean if I take a respite to get some water, or relax my lactic-acid-filled muscles, I can easily resume an erection, but I don't want to have to take a break. A break is a good as impotence.

Now I use libido drugs to keep me rock hard the whole time. I keep a firmer erection the while, no matter how sweaty I get, and the dick pills make me a little bit longer and girthful. There aren't really any downfalls.

If you ever worry about getting soft during sex, prevent it with dick pills.


A Firmer Erection for Those Summer Nights

Saturday, August 6, 2011 by Mark Etinger
 Summer is often the time for romance and fun.The nice weather makes people motivated to do lots of things; go on vacation, enjoy some fun on the beach, and even motivates the libido a bit as well. Summer love can be the best kind, whether it's short lived or makes it through the long haul. But you need to make sure you can keep up a firmer erection to please your summer honey.

Remember that song from Grease, Summer Nights? I think we know how Olivia Newton John was kept satisfied. And that was with bigger erections. There's no shame in feeling you could be bigger, only the added satisfaction when you try some dick pills for yourself and see how well they work. The girl you fall in love with this summer with fall into your bed in satisfaction after those long summer nights.

So don't wait in looking into getting some pills, because you don't want it to be too late. Satisfy her now, because once the fall comes, who knows if the two of you shall part? Make it worth it's while tonight.

Confidence With a Firmer Erection

Wednesday, August 3, 2011 by Daniel Adler

What good is a firmer erection if you've got no one to share it with? This is a great question. Dating can be hard and if you are the sort of guy who is looking into the natural male enhancement provided by a pill chances are you are maybe a little more sensitive and self conscious than your average cock's man.

Thing is, the key to winning a woman's heart (not to mention a chance to show her your stiff wood) is really about putting yourself out there. Confidence has to come from within to match that firm piece of man you can't wait to show off. Before you can show her your dick you might just have to show her your heart, or at the very least your brain. Fact is most shy and diminutive types would do very well if they just did what Mom always said, be yourself. Show these ladies the real you and the desire to wrap their face and hot bod around that firmer erection will be sure to follow. Easier said than done obviously but the hurtles between you and sexual conquests and meaningful relationships are within you. Now get out there, show these ladies what you've got going on.

Global Penis Growth

Friday, July 22, 2011 by Daniel Adler
The average American male's penis is anywhere from 4.75-5.25 inches long. Unfortunately, this falls somewhat on the lower end of the global spectrum. The higher end of the spectrum means that the average penis is 6.3-6.9 inches long. Average. If you think you could use bigger erections, you probably can.

The best way to tell is to look at how your partner handles your penis, or to remember what she said when she saw it for the first time. If at first she was surprised and happy, or she scratched your back during sex, you may be okay. If she continues to compliment your penis by saying that it's nice or big, then you probably don't have to worry too much. If on the other hand, you find her frequently dissatisfied after sex, or you have difficulty keeping a firmer erection, dick pills might be for you.

Because when you have z firmer erection and your penis is swollen with blood, it can get up to an inch longer than normal, if you're being greatly stimulated. That's something you and your partner can bothe be proud of. And when you're proud of your penis, you'll want to show it off. Which means more and better sex. And that will do more than put you closer to the far end of the penis size spectrum.


New Things In The Bedroom:, With the Help of a Firmer Erection

Wednesday, July 6, 2011 by Daniel Adler


If you have been bored lately with your sex life, or you find yourself softening up before things have ended, chances are it isn't your fault. A lot of different factors can cause impotence, including mental ones. And if she's not into it, chances are you won't be either (except she gets off easy because it's not as easy to see if she's wet).

Think about some new things for the bedroom. Perhaps sex toys, S&M, another person, different and exotic positions, or even dick pills can make you the love machine you used to be. Ask your partner if she has any ideas. If she does, listen and try them out. If she doesn't, look into libido drugs.

Because sex should be pleasurable. When things get boring there are usually a lot of reasons why. An episode of stellar sex can be just the thing you need to get back in the groove. And with the help of bigger erections, that groove can be deeper and longer, harder and...sorry.
 
So don't delay any longer. A firmer erection is a great way to get excited about being back in the bedroom. Start now.

Not Ashamed Of My Dick Pills

Wednesday, June 29, 2011 by Daniel Adler


I used to be ashamed that I took dick pills and then I looked around me. My friends take pills for everything. Some take pills for their cry baby emotional state that keeps them from being intimate. Still others take pills because they are explosively unhealthy and need to regulate their blood pressure. Those guys are not getting any action either. Basically everyone I know is on some sort of pill that is keeping them out of bedroom fun. My natural male enhancement on the other hand has me burning the sexual candle at both ends, and it is spectacular.

I realized that when I pop these natural male enhancement pills I am like Super-Man of the sack. I am completely unstoppable and every woman leaves exhausted and wobbly. I am filling them full of my krypton dong and they desperately need it. So what if I have some assistance. These other guys are popping pills just to be normal men.

So now when someone asks if I'm on anything I say dick pills without hesitation. Why would I hesitate? These guys along with the help of my throbbing masculinity take care of business every time someone calls us into service. We are a match made in medicinal heaven. Deal with it!

Libido Drugs: Live Like A Rock Star

Tuesday, June 28, 2011 by Daniel Adler
So you're out on the town, painting red and causing mayhem. At one of your pub crawling stops you spot a super sexy chick. You hit it off really well and end up leaving the bar. You get cozy back at your place (or hers) and things begin to heat up... and then they begin to cool off. Wait, cool off? Uh oh. That's not what you wanted! Bring on the heat!

Maybe it's time to start looking for a little help. And by help we mean libido drugs. You don't have to feel like less of a man just because you're getting a little assistance. Think of it like this: you're living the dream. You'll have a firmer erections, maybe even bigger erections with dick pills than without. You're a rock star, not a one-hit wonder. You need to get your Guns N' Roses persona on, minus the psychiatric breakdown.

Fears be gone! Irexis, will restore you to glory. And oh, how glorious it will be. It's like having several natural aphrodisiacs jam-packed into a pill so you don't have to worry about awkward side effects. After all, while other pills will make you suffer some consequences, you want to be in your second or third session. Go ahead, get your groove on.

Dick Pills Are Like Sex Insurance

Monday, June 27, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Isn't it depressing when you meet a new woman and sparks fly between you and you take her out for a nice dinner and, hey lookee here, she invites you upstairs when you walk her home and things are getting hot and heavy and pretty soon she wants you inside her, and you get nervous, panicky, and pretty soon you can't for the life of you keep it hard--don't know why, just can't. Might as well relax and get ready to go because there's going to be none of the excitement and lust you had so near you just minutes ago.

On the other hand, if you had popped a couple of dick pills when you went to the bathroom to try to save things, it would just be a matter of minutes before she's sitting on top of you again, ready and waiting for more. A firmer erection than before, too, will give you the confidence to take her out on a second date, and a third, and a fourth, and who knows, she could be your wife one day. Or maybe just girlfriend, for now.

So go ahead and stay happy and hard. With libido drugs on your side, you are ready for anything.



Do You Have a Healthy Sex Diet?

Saturday, June 18, 2011 by Mark Etinger
You need to think of your sex life as a diet plan. Whether it's once a day or at least once a week, you need to come up with a plan and stick to it. A healthy sex diet is important in any relationship, because a lack of sex can really ruin the chemistry between you two in other parts of your relationship as well. 

But if you are going to have a great sex diet, you'll need a firmer erection. You can commit to having sex 3 times a week, but is it really going to happen and be satisfying if you can't get it up? It's probably just going to make things worse and be embarrassing. 

That's why you need to invest in dick pills. Because you want to keep to a healthy regimen, right? And you don't want to have to worry about not satisfying her. You want to keep your relationship feeling fresh, sexy, renewed.

Make sure you try something new as often as possible and change up the kind of encounters you have. Not everyone has to be planned out, a quickie can be super sexy and fun, especially if your partner doesn't know it's coming.  And keep your dick pills handy, so you never have to worry about a firmer erection again.

Firmer Erection Means Great Sex Before the World Ends

Thursday, June 9, 2011 by Mark Etinger
 The world is ending (or should have ended) on May 21st. Or is it, December 21, 2012? There's a lot of end of days stuff being talked about lately, and whether it's true or not, there's one thing you should do before the world explodes. Have great sex. And with the right dick pills, you can have a firmer erection so you and your partner can go on and on through the Apocalypse.

There really is no better way to spend your final hours but with the one who love, tangled in sheets in the most intimate moment of your lives. But you want that last time to be amazing, and you can't do it if you aren't firm enough. You want her  to remember this moment for the eternity that faces you both. 

So ignore the meteors coming down from the sky and the rising monsoon creeping up the shore. Pop some dick pills and endulge in each other for a while. And if the world doesn't end, it doesn't hurt to have incredible sex anyway. It'll give you something to strive for next time!

Dick Pills Are No Longer Taboo

Monday, May 23, 2011 by Daniel Adler


In the past few years, something has changed in the way we perceive what exactly happens in our bedrooms. From the subject being taboo, all the way to prime time television – the world of sex has been transferred into the collective mindset as something acceptable to talk about. And that's great! This means that problems that many men had in the bedroom, can now be addressed.

Male enhancement pills haven't been around long, but have already made a huge impact in the way many busy men conduct themselves. Men are now able to buy pills that help them perform in bed and don't need to worry about any social implications. It has finally become acceptable and even encouraged. Take the latest blockbuster movie “Love and Other Drugs” for example.

This movie is built upon the premise that the so called “sex pills” are changing the industry. It became a hit not only because of its two superstar actors, but also because it touched on a subject many people feel connected to. If you have ever had an issue in bed, you should consider having dick pills around to help you get that extra “oomph” when you need it.

Jump For Firmer Erections

Tuesday, April 5, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Nothing gets me pumped to hop in the sack like one of Lab 88's amazing dick pills, but Van Halen's "Jump" is a close second. Recently however I had a catastrophic phallic failure in my bunk bed. I have a roommate and sometimes when I'm looking to get down he's literally down, on the bunk beneath me. It can be pretty daunting having to perform for her but also knowing that he's judging my every move. Now usually I would just pop one of said dick pills and I'd plow away to both his and her pleasure.
But this time was different. I was all out of my Libido drugs. Now I work hard all week. Honestly, go to a party. If I'm there there is no one in a thousand foot radius rocking out quite as hard as I am. We party animals know though, that when you rock out super hard all the time there's a price to pay. Some of us play that price in our pants. I'm not proud of it, but I'm still a man and as long as I have one of these pills to give me a bigger firmer erection than I can deliver the goods. Without them, I'm nothing. 
So this particular night I was left up a creek without an erection. I tried everything. I strapped my headphones in and punched it out to "Jump." Scanned the latest issue of British Maxim(it's better than the U.S., I swear) for some hot nip slips. I even attempted to have a conversation with the gal I was about to plow. Nothing. 
I'll never make that mistake again. That girl won't return my calls. I think she changed her email. Oh well... "Might as well jump."

Feel Young Again With a Firmer Erection

Monday, March 28, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Remember your college days, when you dated all those women? How after you broke up with one you'd look at the clouds in the sky and feel like you were there. The crystal blue made you feel light, like you could be blown by the breeze. And when you were and you set your sights on the next one, with her long neck and small, pert bust you had that much more to look forward to.

There were all kinds of women, different shapes, colors, sizes, body types. They all smelled differently, looked differently, and they gave you so much experience. You love them all, even though you haven't seen them in years. At times it was like you were on libido drugs, having sex five, six times in one day.

Who says things have to change? Just because you're a little older doesn't mean you can't do the same things. Ever since you and your wife split up you've had the same feeling of lightness. You can go anywhere, do anything, be with anyone you want. And although you may not have the same libido naturally, bigger erections are easily attainable with dick pills. With those, it's like your still in college. Except now you don't have to eat the instant noodles.

Dick Pills Vs. The Rainy Day Blues

Friday, March 25, 2011 by Daniel Adler
"Rainy days and Mondays always bring me down," or so the classic song goes. And it's true commuting to work in the rain can be a grueling process, it feels like God and/or Mother Nature have been collaborating to humiliate you. You ride that subway looking like a wet dog, your jeans which were fashionably tight when you left for work are form fitting, wrapping around your unit like they've been vacuum sealed in denim. It's cold and needless to say you are not in a performing mood. You dangle from the handle above some fellow commuters like a soggy mass, drip drying on top of them.
And yet still one of those folks you are hovering above catches your eye and you catch her's. Maybe she likes the way your rain soaked hair seems to highlight what looks like male pattern baldness but what is actually a really awkward hairline you've had forever (Dad always said it was cause your head was so big). Perhaps she is appreciating the view of those member strangling pants. Can you and your soggy Aaron Spelling put this Tori to work? She presses the button for the next stop and gently caresses your masculinity as she stands up. "Excuse me," she giggles, caressing your posterior. You follow her off the bus and she leads you to her apartment.
She goes to slip into something more comfortable and before you even peel those Spandex-like Levis off you pop a Male Sexual Enhancer to make yourself a little more comfortable. With a firmer erection than you thought you'd ever muster again while the rain was beating you down you go to work. You are a full on sexual all star. The Michael Jordon of Bed-rock and we are not talking about the Flinstones. After you deliver the goods, you let your pants dry for a bit and get to know your latest piece of clam pie. She is into horoscopes and the noise rock band Lightning Bolt, she's from Indiana. For a moment in a strange bed, in a neighborhood you'd here to fore only passed by on your bus the clouds have parted and you and your "Captain" are completely in your element.

A Firmer Erection Eases Breakup Pain

Thursday, March 10, 2011 by Daniel Adler


Breaking up is hard to do. What's even harder is the amount of pressure to deliver “the goods” to a new lover in the sack. What is definitely NOT harder is your erection. You're so busy worried about how you will impress this new temptress that your package refuses to deliver. Some people worry about the effectiveness of dick pills. They see the commercials but wonder if it could all be so easy. Well, some things just are that easy.


Making love should be fun not stressful, so just knowing that you have a Male enhancer backing you up between the sheets is a relief. When you're rocking the headboard like an old pro again you'll forget all about old Whats'her-name. Heck, you may even forget the name of the person you're riding off into ecstasy.


My last break up was pretty hard on me. I can't tell you how many bottles of Wild Turkey I went through or how many whole pizzas I chowed down on before I was able to present my member to a new gal. But you better believe once I did I was getting an assist from some science. As a result my longer firmer erection impressed my lady-caller and to be frank it impressed me. So don't let that heartbreak put the breaks on you and your manhood. Your heart will come around eventually.

First Time, Firmer Erection

Thursday, March 3, 2011 by Daniel Adler


So you just started dating this beautiful girl. Tall, thin, long brown hair, blue eyes, a real babe. Her neck is long and slender and when she smiles at you, you think you may be falling in love. 

Tomorrow you're going on your fifth date. You've know her pretty well by know - what shoe size she wears, what her middle name is, how close she is to achieving the goals she set five years ago. You've shared sweet kisses, hell, you've even seen her without her shirt. A grand sight that is. If it weren't for her modesty and the fact that it was a Wednesday night... Honestly, you wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow's the night. You know, the night.

It's best to prepare. You know, if you find yourselves making out on the couch, take a break and go to the bathroom, swallow some dick pills. When you come back she'll feel the effects of the libido drugs.

Trust me, the most important time you have sex is the first time. If she enjoys herself (and with your firmer erection, how could she not?) she'll love you forever. As long as you don't mess it up by saying anything stupid.

Players Have To Play

Tuesday, March 1, 2011 by Daniel Adler
Look you're a regular guy, nothing special about you right? Wrong!
You're the best, you're smart enough, you have fun things to say, you're better looking than more than 60% of the people on the bus. You deserve love, and not just any love. You deserve long sexy, steamy nights of passion, like in those romance novels grandma used to read. You know, the ones with Fabio on the cover. That guy had some oily chest.
True you're no Fabio but with some dick pills you might just manage to get Fabio's penis*. The focus of male enhancement is often on what your new found prowess could mean to the ladies, but think about what it might mean to you. When you're going super long and super hard you'll find yourself more relaxed afterwards and more in control of your whole situation (hole situation, wink). 
So seriously are you going to going around having regular guy sex for the rest of your life? Or are you going to pill pop your way to a firmer erection and a happier life? Look, I'm just asking.
*Disclaimer: You can not actually obtain Fabio's penis through our male sexual enhancer.