Colon Cleanse

So you just started dating this beautiful girl. Tall, thin, long brown hair, blue eyes, a real babe. Her neck is long and slender and when she smiles at you, you think you may be falling in love. 

Tomorrow you're going on your fifth date. You've know her pretty well by know - what shoe size she wears, what her middle name is, how close she is to achieving the goals she set five years ago. You've shared sweet kisses, hell, you've even seen her without her shirt. A grand sight that is. If it weren't for her modesty and the fact that it was a Wednesday night... Honestly, you wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow's the night. You know, the night.

It's best to prepare. You know, if you find yourselves making out on the couch, take a break and go to the bathroom, swallow some dick pills. When you come back she'll feel the effects of the libido drugs.

Trust me, the most important time you have sex is the first time. If she enjoys herself (and with your firmer erection, how could she not?) she'll love you forever. As long as you don't mess it up by saying anything stupid.