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Talking online is a great way to get to know a person better. You can start a consistent rolling conversation. With email, Facebook, instant messaging and text messaging, there is almost no need for a greeting. It is almost like the conversation has never stopped. Making time in person is hard, especially if you have events and “life stuff” that was planned a few weeks prior to your web chatting. You can never tell when an online courtship is about to go from fishing for affection to a sexual need that is real impending and torturous.

My busy schedule has lately gotten in the way of me and a certain someone knocking boots. It is no longer a matter of if but when. My looming fear, the anxiety currently pulling on my innards is that with two weeks of anticipation between my junk and her junk as soon as she gently brushes against my now perpetually swollen member I am going to unload a community of tadpoles in my cargo shorts. This is why I had to grab myself a bottle of natural male enhancement. These dick pills will allow me to get through that first roll in the hay without completely embarrassing myself with a puddle of people in my pants. Two natural sexual pills is all it takes.

 In the wrong situation these dick pills can be a little too effective for one's male enhancement. The first night I got them I took one right before I went out. It was a real boner headed move(pun intended).

I stood near a foxy friend's table at the bar, chatting, flirting, making moves to get her back to my place that night. I could smell the sex in the air already, and my (ahem)other head could smell it too. The pills were working. My height combined with her relative shortness and the low chairs at this weird bar(what's the theme here doll furniture?!) had my swelling member about four inches from this unsuspecting cutie's face. All I wanted was a bigger and firmer erection, now I had a big potential social faux pas exploding from my pants.

As she turned and saw my bulge her eyes lit up. It was a huge relief. Before I knew it she was asking for the check and casually grabbing my now totally swollen manhood as if to check if it was still there, as if to check if it was real in the first place. We stumble back to my place. Pausing periodically to paw at each other like wild baboons.

Back at my place the anticipation was palpable. Her eyes were so firmly on my ever firmer erection that she didn't notice my bedroom door was an old sheet I push-pined up. She didn't see the months old McDonald's cheeseburger on my dresser. All she saw was me and my unit climbing inside her so deep I could feel her spine.

We've all experienced "dry spells" when it comes to sex. We're just not dating anyone at the moment and you're not the type of person to go out and find one night stands. There have been plenty of lonely nights of just you, a bottle of KY, and your hand. You have no use for those dick pills because frankly, you're not thinking about a firmer erection. You just want to get off and move on.

But when the spell is finally over and the moment has arrived for you to get some tender love and action, you want to be ready with the best sex pills. You'll be glad you stored up your male sex pills. But lets be honest, it's been so long, you are ready to go. Just don't get too excited. It's been quite some time and you're worried it'll be over in a flash. Just try to relax and enjoy the moment. And even if it is over quicker than you would have liked, I'm sure your partner won't mind doing it again and again. It'll be like that seen from 40 Days and 40 Nights when Josh Hartnett is finally able to have sex after Lent. Those two were like bunny rabbits all night.

Every dry spell will end. Just have patience my friend. Your time for male enhancement will come.

Now I know a lot of guys out there are thinking "No way!" But just hear me out. Lady Gaga's new album Born This Way comes out May 23rd, but I had the privilege of hearing a leaked a copy. Now the main theme of the album may be about loving yourself, accepting who you are, and female empowerment, but there is also a lot about sex. What kind of Gaga album would it be if it wasn't overflowing in explicit sexual references?

So I'm here to mention a few songs that will definitely get the ladies turned on and I'm hoping will excite the men after they take a few dick pills. Let's start with the song "Government Hooker." The name alone should be proof of its sex appeal, but the song is dripping with BDSM, "I can be good (If you just wanna be sad) / I can be cool (If you just wanna be mad)...As long as I'm your hooker (Get back and turn around) / As long as I'm your hooker (Hands on the ground)." Pair these S&M lyrics with a dark thumping Euro beat and you'll be good to go.

Also add to your sex playlist "Heavy Metal Lover." The opening line is enough to turn you on when Gaga commands, "I want your whiskey mouth all over my blonde south." No more hiding behind a poker face, Lady Gaga is telling you she wants some kinky, dirty sex and she wants it now. No girl or guy will be able to resist her infectious charm, or her body, so pop those dick pills, get the male enhancement going and put these songs on.

Best male enhance plus bigger erections combined with a dose of Gaga, doesn't get better than that!

You wake up blindfolded. Your hands and legs have been tied tightly with soft rope to four corners of what you assume is the same bed you fell asleep in. From the gentle touch of the breeze you know you are completely unclothed. This was not expected at all. For months you had quietly hinted at your fantasy of being kidnapped and treated like a slave but now it was a reality and you were having some unavoidable anxiety about performing.

You hear your lover's voice: “Are you ready to be treated like the piece of man-meat you are?”

You begin to ask for your natural male enhancement pills but are gagged with a balled up and obviously used sock. It's a sexy feeling but your inability to perform is already rearing it's ugly head. Or not rearing its head as the case may be. You are abused, heckled, smacked around. Everything is perfect and yet that firmer erection you would expect from having your fantasies fulfilled just will not present itself. Eventually your lover frustrated, gives up. You explain what might have been done to prevent such trouble but she has already shut you out.

Next time dick pills will be included in any discussion of fantasy. If there is a next time.

You, like all of us, sometimes have trouble finding the right moment to make your move. Even if you are getting some serious “get inside me” vibes from someone it is sometimes hard to do so while worrying about how smooth you aren't. Fact is getting your proverbial rocks “off” is a messy process and is not really built for your over analytic mind. You can talk all you want but sometimes you just have to move.

That is why when I sit down for a “serious conversation” with a seriously sexy lady I like to take some dick pills. Not cause I am scared of my performance, more because I am scared of not performing at all. It's amazing how having an explosive rocket of sex in your slacks can get you all primal and detach you from your ever questioning always second guessing brain.

I have a motto: “The firmer erection in your pants the firmer that erection has a chance.” It is admittedly a little clunky linguistically but it is almost never not right on the money. I know it was on the money last night where my swollen member got its best ovation in weeks. Just another way natural male enhancement has helped me and Mr. Jones.*

* My penis is nicknamed “Mr. Jones” after the classic Counting Crows song.

A firmer erection makes it better. Sometimes you have softer erections, maybe because you're having sex with a woman who doesn't really turn you on. Other times, there may be something troubling you, maybe the condom, maybe the fact that your sex life is becoming routine. But with dick pills you don't have to worry about all that stuff.

I mean maybe you do, but you don't have to worry about your size, which will feel good because of the male sexual enhancer. Really gets that blood flowing. Your woman will be impressed and she may even forget (for the moment) about what you said at dinner, which I'm sure you don't need me to remind you of.

And afterwards you can cuddle together, your arm thrown over her flank so that it dangles on her belly and you can fall asleep together for a few hours before you wake up and realize that now it's too late to do anything else tonight so you brush your teeth and crawl back in bed together and you think about having sex again but you can tell she's tired and satisfied and so you save it for the morning, when you wake up refreshed and healthy, spry and young-feeling.

Some women are not sure what they want. They “play hard to get”or so you think but what they're really doing is biding their time until they see what exactly it is you have to offer them. If you get the moment to show them “your stuff” you had better be ready to deliver a gold medal/Academy Award performance. She wants all the razzle dazzle you've got in your man parts. In particular she wants a firmer erection. She wants an erection so firm she could climb it to safety in an emergency situation. An erection so firm that firefighters might attempt to slide down it save for its veiny obstructions.

When you take some sort of natural male enhancement you are doing her a favor but you are also doing yourself one. Gone are the nerves about trying to impress this clearly picky gal. They've been replaced with a confident swagger and a vibrant push. “Hard to get”? More like hard to get her off your penis. Cause once a girl like that has seen the exact thing she wants (and felt it from her toes to the back of her throat). There is no way she is going to just walk away from it.

Sometimes you wonder just why the supplements you're taking aren't doing their job. The frustration and self-deprecating scold you give yourself aren't worth the prices you pay. For all you know it may have nothing to do with what you're doing "wrong" and more to do with the product in question. With Lab88 you won't ever have to worry about that. They provide nothing but quality.

Lab88 is devoted to creating and supplying first rate supplements over a broad spectrum of consumer needs. From diet pills to male enhancement, colon detoxifiers to sleep aids, teeth whiteners to anti-aging, you can literally find the product that targets your problem and does the job well.

Lab88 begins with an idea center where they bounce ideas back and forth for problems they can address. They then formulate, through research, a solution for said problem and only use the best of the best ingredients to send to production. From there you get quality assurance and speedy delivery. Viola! You have a product made exactly to help with your concern.

It's good to know that there are well-strategized methods to address these health concerns because it means you're getting only the best supplements in the market. You can say goodbye to all those falsified accounts on television infomercials, toss out any store bought supplements that don't fit your high standards, and begin to feel better about the steps you're taking to enjoy a healthier, happier lifestyle.

The infamous head move. It's a harsh reality of attempting a bold move in the world of hooking up with ladies. You give a hug, usually “hello” or “goodbye” related. You feel confident and ready. You move in for that kiss and she moves her head out of the way. It is full on confidence shatteringly terrible. It begs the question, What the hell?!


This can all become even more confounding when this person then offers up further opportunity for hookups. When these go down you feel like you have a little something extra to prove. You want to throw down and say “YOU SAID NO TO THIS?!”


With that in mind whenever I have to prove myself against a pride squashing hard-to-get player I pop some natural male enhancement prior to hitting the sack. She herself will wonder how she ever turned down a guy with a firmer erection than she had ever before allowed to rock her world. With these pills that thing will be hitting her in spots so deep that it'll tickle the back of her throat. Winning always feels good but when it is hard fought and a victory over someone who had perhaps underestimated you or worse, hardly considered you, it feels so much better.

You never really know where your next “meal” is coming from. When I say meal of course you know I am not talking about food, I have some left over pesto pasta with turkey meatballs in the fridge so I know where that is coming from. When I say meal I mean sexual flavor adventure. I frequent bars and parks, I sign up for the free dating websites, I am “putting myself out there” of late. I simply do not know who the next person I bed is or where they will come from but I will have a suply of male enhancement pills with me for sure..

Perhaps it will be an exotic person in town for a brief spell. Maybe it will be someone I have seen a thousand times and only ever briefly considered for a sexual rendezvous. There could be a million variables in age, race, experience, size, sexual interests, I still have no idea about. What I do know is it will be a meal I relish in and I will take some natural male enhancement to ensure a firmer erection for the lucky lady to fall all over. That is my promise to you dear reader. While we're mentioning it, know anyone who's single and looking? Let me know...post it to my male enahnacement blog.

What causes low sex drive in men, besides, well, ugliness? A lack of libido is not as common in men as erectile dysfunction, however, it does happen. Low sex drive is not the same as impotence, which is the physical inability to hold an erection. The causes for this condition could be both physical and psychological.

The physical setbacks are often a result of an illness, be it alcoholism or drug abuse, obesity, diabetes, or anemia. Low testosterone levels could also be a contributor but it is not likely. You may want to ask about other prescriptions for your condition because it could have side effects related to sex drive and performance. Psychological causes could be as simple as depression or stress from work and life. It could also be a result of unresolved relationship issues or incompatibility.

If you are experiencing a lack of libido you can remedy it with male sex aids with ingredients that stimulate desire. Many of these male enhancement pills are made with natural aphrodisiacs to stimulate sexual desire. Male sexual supplements also include herbs for male impotence, a different sexual disorder but fairly relevant nonetheless.

Hopefully this post helps answer a few questions you may have. The more you learn about what you're experiencing the faster you can work through it and get back to having a healthy and happy sex life. Natural sex enhancers may be the way to go - saving you time cost and time of going to a doctor for a prescription.

Some people think having sex is a right, others realize that the world owes you nothing. It owes you the glory of melding together with another body in orgasmic bliss even less. Still, sometimes it seems everyone gets lucky. Be it a mixture of booze and pheromones or a long drawn out process of courtship we all make our way back to each other's genitals at some point. Lucky for us.

When you get there you want to give the goods and when I say the goods of course I'm referring to a firmer erection. Taking your penis and stuffing it into a hole flaccidly and carelessly is a good way to get yourself a terrible reputation. If one person starts hearing that your man stuff doesn't work surely the whole neighborhood will soon know, information moves quickly in tha age of Facebook. When your complete dearth of masculine bonafides is paraded on the internet like some crowd sourced fact, confirmed by a variety of sources on Wikipedia ladies are about to pull the rug out from under you sexually speaking.

Don't take any chances with your penis's future. Get some natural male enhancement and get in there. You might not be owed this but now is most definitely your chance to earn it.

There are probably a few things on your holiday wishlist that would classify you under the "Naughty" list. And, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. It's cold outside and you'd rather stay inside and cuddle up with your special someone. 

Make sure when the snow hits that you're getting the most out of the opportunity by preparing yourself with male enhancement pills. Just because the weather outside is frightful does not mean your performance has to be on par with it. You can exceed expectations and get a firmer erection simply by using natural sexual enhancement.

Nothing is more frustrating than having an intimate moment and losing it. But this scenario never has to happen. Instead of worrying about it treat yourself to a real present: a happy sex life. The natural sex pills by Lab88 use ingredients collected specifically for their effectiveness in treating impotence. These ingredients have been used as herbal sexual enhancement treatments for years and people swear by their ability to help.

So, when you cozy up in a blanket near the fireplace and you feel passionate that you are spending the season with somebody special, be ready for it. Take your sex enhancement pill and enjoy the sexy time you spend together.

 A great soundtrack can take your sexual experience from one of pure carnal delight to one of romantic self expression. Sure we want the sex to be hot and heavy; that's why we use natural male enhancement, but we also want to enhance the experience in a deeper way (not just an, ahem, "deeper" way). I like to make a mix CD to prep my love nest. You can go the traditional route with some sexy R&B from the likes of D'Angelo and Marvin Gaye, it's classic "sexy music."

For my money though I like to go a more left field route. Namely the epic and often sad world of indie pop. These songs may not be "sexy" in a traditional way, but they make for an often emotionally rife sexual experience. One you and your lover won't soon forget. So I take my dick pills with a healthy dose of the Magnetic Fields' classic 69 Love Songs album. Songs like "I Think I Need A New Heart" can create a jarring and exciting sexual experience that is both pleasant and moving and can be easily balanced out with more traditionally sexy cuts like "Underwear." Other acts that balance weirdness and sexiness Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel and the Go-Betweens. So get out your CD burner and get create with your Romp Mix. Add in a male nehancement pill and you are good to go.

Sometimes when I am standing in the shower and my penis is not impressing me I begin to get down on myself. It's not that it isn't a good penis but could it ever be a good enough penis. It has served me well and I have never received any complaints but how much of that is just “them” being nice. It would seem at times I can get a really negative attitude about my junk.

Luckily, when I get out of the shower on these days I leave my towel on and pop a dick pill. I hang out around the house trying to feel better about myself and eventually when my firmer erection is lifting the towel up I look down. I'm proud of what I see and I know any gal would be lucky to have me. I mean I'm the guy with this gorgeous fully realized hunk of manhood hoisting a wet towel clean off my body. Who wouldn't want a piece of this?

With my new found confidence and zest for life I begin making my plans for the day. Knowing that you have the ability to pack some pant-heat can really make the goals of the day seem easily attainable. Anything is possible with male enhancement pills and a firmer erection.

Yes, sex pills are the way to go to get a lift!

With such a high divorce rate, it's shocking when a couple makes it to their 10th anniversary and it's practically a miracle if they make it to their 20th. Everyone likes to joke that once you get married, the sex dies. But why does it have to end? Sure lives get busy, sometimes kids happen, but that doesn't mean you can't have an exciting sex life after nearly a decade of marriage.

Start with male sexual products. As men begin to age, it might be difficult to have a firmer erection and that can certainly put a damper on your sex life. With the confidence of male enhancement pills, you might be more willing to take some risks in your sex life. Both of you have to make the effort. Try new positions and locations. Maybe you want to be a little daring, possibly doing it where you probably shouldn't. The rush and excitement can easily bring that spark right back.

Let's face it, sex is extremely important in a relationship. It's one major factor that separates a friend from a husband or a wife. You have that sexual attraction. And if you have a great sex life, it will definitely leave a positive mark on your marriage. It's not the end all and be all, but lack of sex can easily destroy a marriage.

There is often a misconception within the public about male impotency. There is always going to be debate over what are the best male enhancement pills. The cause of the complication is a combination of both physical and mental. If either gets in the way, then achieving a satisfying sex life may become difficult, sometimes even frustrating for both the individual experiencing the problem and the partner.

However, the myths don't have to convolute the solutions. One of the least obvious reasons for impotence is mental health. Stress, anxiety, and guilt actually can result in it. Fear of under-performing and failure may actually set that destiny in motion and make it a reality. It is, however, debatable if it is the primary cause or just a contributing one. One should always take physical considerations into account. Other medications may be a factor, as well as age, alcohol abuse, and other incidental conditions.

As for remedies, there are plenty of herbal sexual enhancers. Male sex medicine that features natural ingredients is actually very effective. Chemical compounds do not necessarily have an edge over herbs for male impotence and it cannot be proven otherwise. do not fall for advertisements and promises. 

Hopefully this information helps. Stay healthy and have fun!   

Whenever I travel, I go into a different mode.  A more predatory mode. For this I'm prepared with many male sex aids, because it's happened that after meeting and loving a woman once, she can't get enough, she wants more and more and more.

Like when I was in Paris and I met a woman by the name of Adrienne. She was staying in my hostel, was from Strasbourg, real fine woman, blonde long legs. We became friends, sexual friends, after I came home one night late and there she was, still awake. We talked and found ourselves sitting next to each other and then I leaned in and kissed her.

Well we spent the next day together, had a petit dejeuner, went shopping where I had her in a dressing room, largely thanks to my male stimulant; I couldn't control myself. Then at night I gave it to her proper, which is all you need to do, you can have sex as much and as fast as you want but as long as you give it to her once a day proper, you'll be set.

I'm getting ready to take another trip soon. I just bought a whole bunch of the best male enhancement pills.